Humor is Relative

While I think that making fun of your husband in print may be in poor taste, I know that asking him to re-create a humorous event only so that you may add art to your account of it is a bit mean. Despite that, I have done both.

Coming home tonight I noticed my blowdryer was percariously perched atop the toilet, and a quick glance in the mirror reminded me that I had been far too lazy to have used it this morning. Naturally I wondered if Bryan had used it - which is not unusual when his hair is long - but is out of character when he is sporting the short cut he has now. I forgot about it until later when I knocked the damn thing off.

When he came to the door to inquire about the crash, I asked Bryan if he used the appliance to dry his hair and he sheepishly said "no." After a brief pause he explained that when he went to use the bathroom earlier in the day, he found the seat to be too cold...