The ones that I will not miss.

My decision to leave my present job has afforded me the opportuinity to post some funny tidbits about my former customers. Perhaps I will add a few at a time until they are all posted...

Mistakenly sent to us, "the joke," instead of to 'The Wife'.

"These people are a joke!! Have you experienced this before with them?
Love,
The Husband"

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From customers who are searching for something to complain about...

Our Bookcase was delivered in good shape. Thank you.
My only complaint is that the little white balls were everywhere and
hard to clean up.
It came So fast... we are appreciative.
Thank you again.
Anita and Joe

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And a customer who is unwilling to think, and would like me to do it for her:


[becky] For Chelsea Double Sink Cabinet
[Me] How may I help you?
[becky] With the Chelsea Double Sink Cabinet #3446520120 being a big vanity, Will there be trouble moving it up via a banister inside?
[Me] I'm sorry, I am not sure I understand your question.
[becky] It's going to be placed upstairs, will there be trouble to move it up there? I am afraid it might knock a hole in the wall, or break something in the process.
[Me] I am not sure how difficult it will be, I suppose it depends on the width of your stairs.
[becky] How do I know if it is wide enough?
[Me] You will have to measure.
[becky] thank you